CLICK ON CONNIE TO WATCH HER STAND-UP AT THE FAMOUS ICE HOUSE IN PASADENA, CALIFORNIA




Connie Bryan at The Ice House
Pasadena, California

WATCH THE L.A.P.D. POLICE ACADEMY TRAINING VIDEO ON "PROPER USE OF THE FLASHLIGHT"...




Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2005 All Rights Reserved

WHAT ARE DOGS THINKING WHEN THEIR OWNERS TAKE THEM ON A 5k? WATCH THE "DOG'S DON'T JOG!" MONOLOGUE...




VIDEOGRAPHY BY ROBIN METZE
WRITTEN BY CONNIE BRYAN
COPYRIGHT 2004 (All Rights Reserved)

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF HOWARD STERN (Howard interviews his new boss at Sirius Satellite Radio)





Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2004 All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN AS "BILL O'REILLY", WELCOMING HIS NEW FEMALE PRODUCER......





Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2004 All Rights Reserved

WATCH "GENERAL PETRAEUS" TALKING TO "COLONEL HABIB" ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WITH THE NEW IRAQI TROOPS...




VIDEOGRAPHY BY ROBIN METZE
WRITTEN BY CONNIE BRYAN
COPYRIGHT 2004 (All Rights Reserved)

CONNIE AS BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN: Railing against CORPORATE CHAINS, Bruce practices new lyrics to "My Hometown" with his keyboard player in Santa Barbara...




"Mall Downtown" lyrics/sketch Written by Connie Bryan Copyright 2008 All Rights Reserved

Santa Barbara Mayor & Starbucks Disaster...




Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan

PRESIDENT BUSH TALKS ABOUT HIS PLANS FOR IRAN...




VIDEOGRAPHY BY ROBIN METZE
WRITTEN BY CONNIE BRYAN
COPYRIGHT 2005 (All Rights Reserved)

RALPH'S SUPERMARKET SKETCH (Because of low wages and bad healthcare insurance at Ralph's, Connie can't afford to go to the hospital, and has to have her baby "on the job"...)




Videography by Greg Allyn
Written by Connie Bryan

WATCH "THE BUSINESS CARDS" SKETCH NOW...



ON DAY ONE OF HER PRISON TERM, MARTHA STEWART BITCHES OUT HER LOSER OF A LAWYER...




VIDEOGRAPHY BY ROBIN METZE
WRITTEN BY CONNIE BRYAN
COPYRIGHT 2004 (All Rights Reserved)

AT CONNIE'S PIZZA DELIVERY, OUR MOTTO IS "TEN MINUTES OR LESS, OR WE'RE UNDER ARREST!"...




VIDEOGRAPHY BY GREGORY ALLYN
WRITTEN BY CONNIE BRYAN
COPYRIGHT 2003 (All Rights Reserved)

Secret Service Guards "Duck One"...




Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan

Quentin Tarantino & The Obsessive-Compulsive Hit Man Clown...




Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan