Connie Bryan and "ROCKSMYTH"



CLICK ON DEMO TUNES BELOW...

"LAST DANCE" - Tom Petty



"DON'T FEAR THE REAPER" - Blue Oyster Cult



"OHIO" - CSNY



"DAYS INN CALIFORNIA"...Funny Parody of "HOTEL CALIFORNIA" - The Eagles



"DAYS INN CALIFORNIA"


"TRYIN TO START MY IGNITION"...Funny Parody of "LOSIN MY RELIGION" - R.E.M.



CLICK ON CONNIE TO WATCH HER STAND-UP AT THE FAMOUS ICE HOUSE IN PASADENA, CALIFORNIA




Connie Bryan at The Ice House
Pasadena, California

CONNIE BRYAN: Musician, Songwriter, Comedian, TV and Radio Talk Host (SCROLL DOWN TO WATCH COMEDY VIDEOS OR GO TO BIO PAGE TO LISTEN TO RADIO AIRCHECKS)



Hey Everybody, thanks for checking out the site! Check out my band demos including some funny parodies above.  Below, you can watch some of my comic impersonations and comedy sketches from my cable access television show right here and on YouTube.  Just scroll down for my impersonations of: Larry David from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Dr. Laura Schlessenger, Howard Stern, Martha Stewart on her first day in prison, ABC's John Stossel, Santa Barbara Mayor Marty Blum,  and much more!

 

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES DR. LAURA, DRIVING CALLER TO SUICIDE ON THE AIR...




Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF LARRY DAVID





Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2007 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

ENDORSEMENT FROM COMEDY LEGEND JONATHAN WINTERS ON THE CONNIE BRYAN SHOW...(Click On Pic to Watch Now)




October 2004
Copyright 2004 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

Connie's latest funny spoof of the popular and legendary late night talk radio host Art Bell and Coast To Coast AM. (This sketch is mainly audio, as it simulates LONG FORM TALK RADIO, while the video takes you on a night ride around DOWNTOWN SACRAMENTO and the STATE CAPITOL, with some funny graphics)... Connie impersonates Art, interviewing "Tobie Robinson" the sports agent for tennis phenoms Serena and Venus Williams.While Tobie has trouble remembering which planet in the solar system Serena's sister is named after, he is razor sharp about praising Serena for her 'visionary' performance at the 2009 U.S. Open when she physically threatened the court umpire in the championship match. He proceeds to tell Art she was just subconsciously trying to take the game of tennis to the "NEXT LEVEL". Is the world ready for this?

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES MARTHA STEWART...On day one of her prison term, Martha Stewart fires her loser lawyer.




For more of Connie's stand up comedy, including her recent set at THE ICE HOUSE in Pasadena, scroll down below...

PART 1 & 2 - CONNIE'S IMPERSONATION OF RADIO LEGEND ART BELL AND COAST TO COAST AM. It's RADIO, the video takes you on a night ride as you listen to "Art" interview his "guest" on the air...

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF HOWARD STERN: Howard Interviews His New Boss at Sirius Satellite Radio...




Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2004 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF HILLARY CLINTON




Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2008 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES SANTA BARBARA MAYOR MARTY BLUM: On Remote With Her Radio Show, The Mayor Strongly Defends "Medicinal Marijuana" While Interviewing The Editor of the local "Daily Sound" Newspaper





Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2008 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN'S CHARACTER, POLICE SERGEANT 'BOB SAGEN': Sgt. Sagen produces the L.A.P.D. police academy training video on "The Proper Use of the Flashlight"...




Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2005 All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES SANTA BARBARA MAYOR MARTY BLUM HANDLING LOCAL STARBUCKS DISASTER




Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan

CONNIE AS BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN: Railing against CORPORATE CHAINS, Bruce practices new lyrics to "My Hometown" with his keyboard player in Santa Barbara...




"Mall Downtown" Lyrics/Sketch Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2008 All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES ABC'S JOHN STOSSEL, COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING LABELED A 'DIFFICULT PERSON' BY HIS BOSS



OUR MOTTO IS "TEN MINUTES OR LESS, OR WE'RE UNDER ARREST!"... WATCH THE "CONNIE'S PIZZA" SKETCH NOW!



RALPH'S SUPERMARKET SKETCH...(In the Style of Carol Burnett) Because of low wages and bad healthcare insurance, Connie can't afford to go to the hospital, and has to deliver her baby "on the job"




Videography by Greg Allyn
Written by Connie Bryan

FOR SOME MORE BIG LAUGHS, WATCH CONNIE'S IMPERSONATIONS OF BILL O'REILLY AND HOWARD STERN ON THE "VIDEO CLIPS" PAGE, OR SCROLL DOWN FOR HER RECENT STAND UP SET AT "THE ICE HOUSE" IN PASADENA, AND MUCH MORE...




BASEBALL CODE OF DATING...
(For more of Connie's stand up, scroll down below...)




COSTCO'S SELLING CASKETS!...

WATCH "THE BUSINESS CARDS" SKETCH NOW...



Quentin Tarantino & The Obsessive-Compulsive Hit Man Clown...




Videography by Robin Metze
Written by Connie Bryan

GO TO "VIDEO CLIPS" PAGE TO WATCH THE "HOWARD STERN" SKETCH, A RECENT MONOLOGUE, AND MUCH MORE!

GO TO CONNIE'S "BIO" PAGE TO LISTEN TO AN "AIRCHECK"...

CHECK OUT "FUNNY SONGS" PAGE AND LISTEN TO SONGS FROM CONNIE'S COMEDY CD!

 



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