For details on upcoming peformance dates, including my CAPITOL BLUES JAM and OLD SCHOOL JAMBOREE, check out my Calendar on the left nav bar...to include EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT at HUSICK'S TAP HOUSE in Clarksburg from 5 to 8pm.
BIG CRUSH! Performing again this year for Dobra Zemlja Winery in Plymouth for the BIG CRUSH 2015 Festival October 3 & 4th (see calendar page for details)
Catch me Saturday Oct. 10th at JULIETTA WINERY from 2 to 5pm in Clarksburg (South Sacto across the river from Freeport...see Calendar page for directions)
Saturday Oct. 17th I will be performing live from 7pm to 11pm at COOL BEERWERKS in Cool, CA (Near Auburn CA on Hwy 49)
Catch me on HALLOWEEN performing live at LAKESIDE INN and CASINO in So. Lake Tahoe from 9pm to 1am.
CONNIE BRYAN: COMEDIAN, WRITER & MUSICIAN
HEY EVERYBODY, thanks for checking out the web site! On the left nav bar you can click on music demos to hear some of my music samples. Or just scroll down to find a large selection of my standup comedy and impersonations, including PARTS ONE through FOUR of a new, very funny and informative film documentary I recently completed on the open mic standup circuit in L.A., San Francisco and Sacramento. It's a four part documentary series featuring clips from my act, as well as several other funny comics that caught my attention along the way. It also contains a portion of my rare and priceless interview with my childhood idol, comedy legend Jonathan Winters, who passed away in April of 2013 and will be greatly missed.
Below the documentary segments, you will find many of my standup demos and comedy sketches, including impersonations of talk radio's Dr. Laura Schlessinger and Howard Stern, and my impersonation of Larry David from HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm". Also, click on the left navigation bar for my 'MUSIC DEMOS'. You can also find all my standup and comedy sketches at Youtube/conniebryan.
I'm a professional musician, songwriter, editorial writer and standup comedian in Sacramento, California. I'm originally from Orlando, Florida, where I was a midday talk radio personality and comedian/instructor for the Improv Comedy Traffic School.
I used to give my traffic school classes a "practical education". For example, whoever it was who started this B.S. that when making a left turn, you have to look "left, right, and then LEFT AGAIN"...clearly must have had OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! You started off looking left, correct? So if you have to look LEFT AGAIN, shouldn't you have to look RIGHT AGAIN?? And then shouldn't you have to look left AGAIN?? When does it ever stop??
I would always remind my female students in my classes that if you are ever pulled over for suspicion of DUI at night...Remember, it is often dark on the side of the road, so be very careful to make sure you understand WHICH TUBE the officer wants you to blow into!
For the past 10 years I have produced and hosted my comedy/variety cable access TV show "The Connie Bryan Show". The program aired in Santa Barbara from 2002 to 2008, and is currently airing in Sacramento, California for the last 4 years.
I finally decided to move from Santa Barbara because it was so expensive there..."HOW EXPENSIVE WAS IT?"...It was so expensive that the Motel 6 couldn't even afford to "leave the light on for you" anymore! It was so expensive that the Santa Barbara Mission started requiring a "TWO DRINK MINIMUM" for Eucharist.
Hope to see you at one of my live performance dates soon...I just started a new project called "CONNIE'S OLD SCHOOL JAMBOREE" which will feature my local Sacramento jam group performing all your favorite 'easy on the ears' Country, Americana and Blues from the 50's to the 80's... If you are a musician and would like to join us, email me at connie[at]conniebryan[dot]com or check out my calendar page on the left nav bar for upcoming dates and locations!
"Bank Robbers Today" and "Dodge Vs. Honda"
Connie Bryan: "American Tomboy"
Connie Bryan's Recent Standup in Hollywood, CA
Connie Bryan Performs at Laughs Unlimited
PART ONE Open Mic Standup Documentary
PART TWO Open Mic StandUp Documentary
PART THREE Open Mic Standup Documentary
PART FOUR Open Mic Standup Documentary
Connie Bryan "Condoms for Children?"
Connie Bryan Rips Hollywood: "Must Masterbate TV"
"The Comedy Cellar" in San Francisco
"The Best Part of Waking Up"
Connie Bryan at the Ha Ha Club in Hollywood, CA
Connie Bryan on "Tongue Rings"
Connie Bryan Dirty Trix San Francisco
Connie Bryan's Bob Dylan Impersonation and The REAL Gilligan's Island Theme Song
Connie's Parody of "Hotel California"
"The Comedy Spot" Downtown Sacramento
Connie Bryan's Microphone Condom Bit
Connie Bryan Interviews Her Childhood Idol: Comedy Legend Jonathan Winters
Connie Bryan Impersonates Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Connie Bryan Impersonates Larry David and the HBO Hit Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Connie Bryan Impersonates Howard Stern and his 'guest' Quentin Tarantino
Connie's New Original Willie Nelson Parody: "OFF The Road Again"
Standup:Nevada(Ne-VAH-duhh) Say it right!
Connie Bryan Monologue: "SIGNS" of the Times
Connie Bryan's First Parody of the Popular DirecTV Commercials
Connie Bryan's Second Parody of DirecTV Commercials
Some Recent Standup at Tommy T's Comedy Club in Sacramento, CA
CLICK ON CONNIE TO WATCH HER STAND-UP AT THE FAMOUS ICE HOUSE IN PASADENA, CALIFORNIA
CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF LARRY DAVID
CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES MARTHA STEWART...On day one of her prison term, Martha Stewart fires her loser lawyer.
CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES SANTA BARBARA MAYOR MARTY BLUM: On Remote With Her Radio Show, The Mayor Strongly Defends "Medicinal Marijuana" While Interviewing The Editor of the local "Daily Sound" Newspaper
CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF HILLARY CLINTON
CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES ABC'S JOHN STOSSEL, COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING LABELED A 'DIFFICULT PERSON' BY HIS BOSS
OUR MOTTO IS "TEN MINUTES OR LESS, OR WE'RE UNDER ARREST!"... WATCH THE "CONNIE'S PIZZA" SKETCH NOW!
RALPH'S SUPERMARKET SKETCH...(In the Style of Carol Burnett) Because of low wages and bad healthcare insurance, Connie can't afford to go to the hospital, and has to deliver her baby "on the job"
FOR SOME MORE LAUGHS, WATCH CONNIE'S IMPERSONATION OF BILL O'REILLY/THE O'REILLY FACTOR ON THE "VIDEO CLIPS" PAGE, OR SCROLL DOWN FOR SOME MORE STAND UP CLIPS
WATCH "THE BUSINESS CARDS" SKETCH NOW...
SEE "PHOTO GALLERY" FOR MORE OF THE MANY FACES OF JONATHAN WINTERS!
(PHOTOS BY LAUREN PETERSON)
SPECIAL THANKS TO MARK RAVITZ FOR HELPING ME BUILD THIS INTERACTIVE WEBSITE FOR THE SHOW! MARK'S COMPANY IS "AFFORDABLE WEBWORK"...HIS LINK IS FOUND BELOW.