CONNIE BRYAN: MUSICIAN, COMEDIAN, COMEDY WRITER and TV TALK HOST




Connie Bryan Interviews Her Childhood Idol Comedy Legend Jonathan Winters

Hey everybody, thanks for checking out the site! Just scroll down for my new two hour documentary movie I just completed on the open mic standup circuit in L.A., San Francisco and Sacramento.

A huge undertaking during all of 2013, it features my act, as well as about 15 other funny comics that caught my attention along the way. It also contains a portion of my rare priceless interview with my childhood idol, comedy legend Jonathan Winters, who passed away last year and will be greatly missed.

Scroll down below the documentary for more of my standup demos, comedy sketches and impersonations. Click on the left navigation bar for my 'music demos'. You can also find all my standup and comedy sketches at Youtube/conniebryan.

I'm a standup comedian, comedy writer and professional musician in Sacramento, California. I'm originally from Orlando, Florida, where I was a midday talk radio personality and comedian/instructor for the Improv Comedy Traffic School. I used to give my traffic school classes practical education. For example, whoever started this B.S. about when making a left turn, you must look "left, right, and then LEFT AGAIN"...clearly had OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! If you have to look LEFT AGAIN, shouldn't you have to look RIGHT AGAIN? And then when does it ever stop?

And LADIES, if you are ever pulled over for suspicion of DUI at night...Remember, it is often very dark on the side of the road, so be very careful to make sure you understand WHICH TUBE the officer wants you to blow into!

For the past 10 years I have produced and hosted my comedy/variety cable access TV show "The Connie Bryan Show". The program aired in Santa Barbara from 2002 to 2008, and is currently airing in Sacramento, California for the last 4 years.

I finally decided to move from Santa Barbara because it was so expensive there..."HOW EXPENSIVE WAS IT?"...It was so expensive that the Motel 6 couldn't even afford to "leave the light on for you" anymore! It was so expensive that the Santa Barbara Mission started requiring a "TWO DRINK MINIMUM" for Eucharist.

Connie Bryan: "American Tomboy"

Connie Bryan at the Ha Ha Club in Hollywood, CA

Connie Bryan "Condoms for Children?"

"The Best Part of Waking Up"

Connie Bryan on "Tongue Rings"

"The Comedy Cellar" in San Francisco

Connie Bryan Dirty Trix San Francisco

Connie's Parody of "Hotel California"

"The Comedy Spot" Downtown Sacramento

Connie Bryan's Microphone Condom Bit

Connie Bryan Interviews Her Childhood Idol: Comedy Legend Jonathan Winters

Connie Bryan Impersonates Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Connie Bryan Impersonates Larry David and the HBO Hit Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

Connie Bryan Impersonates Howard Stern and his 'guest' Quentin Tarantino

Connie's New Original Willie Nelson Parody: "OFF The Road Again"

Standup:Nevada(Ne-VAH-duhh) Say it right!

Connie Bryan Monologue: "SIGNS" of the Times

Connie Bryan's First Parody of the Popular DirecTV Commercials

Connie Bryan's Second Parody of DirecTV Commercials

Some Recent Standup at Tommy T's Comedy Club in Sacramento, CA

CLICK ON CONNIE TO WATCH HER STAND-UP AT THE FAMOUS ICE HOUSE IN PASADENA, CALIFORNIA




Connie Bryan at The Ice House
Pasadena, California

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF LARRY DAVID





Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2007 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES MARTHA STEWART...On day one of her prison term, Martha Stewart fires her loser lawyer.




For more of Connie's stand up comedy, including her set at THE ICE HOUSE in Pasadena, scroll up

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES SANTA BARBARA MAYOR MARTY BLUM: On Remote With Her Radio Show, The Mayor Strongly Defends "Medicinal Marijuana" While Interviewing The Editor of the local "Daily Sound" Newspaper





Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2008 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF HILLARY CLINTON




Videography by Fred Winter
Written by Connie Bryan
Copyright 2008 Connie Bryan
All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES ABC'S JOHN STOSSEL, COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING LABELED A 'DIFFICULT PERSON' BY HIS BOSS



OUR MOTTO IS "TEN MINUTES OR LESS, OR WE'RE UNDER ARREST!"... WATCH THE "CONNIE'S PIZZA" SKETCH NOW!



RALPH'S SUPERMARKET SKETCH...(In the Style of Carol Burnett) Because of low wages and bad healthcare insurance, Connie can't afford to go to the hospital, and has to deliver her baby "on the job"




Videography by Greg Allyn
Written by Connie Bryan

FOR SOME MORE LAUGHS, WATCH CONNIE'S IMPERSONATION OF BILL O'REILLY/THE O'REILLY FACTOR ON THE "VIDEO CLIPS" PAGE, OR SCROLL DOWN FOR SOME MORE STAND UP CLIPS




BASEBALL CODE OF DATING...
(For more of Connie's stand up, scroll down below...)




COSTCO'S SELLING CASKETS!...

WATCH "THE BUSINESS CARDS" SKETCH NOW...





SEE "PHOTO GALLERY" FOR MORE OF THE MANY FACES OF JONATHAN WINTERS!

(PHOTOS BY LAUREN PETERSON)

SPECIAL THANKS TO MARK RAVITZ FOR HELPING ME BUILD THIS INTERACTIVE WEBSITE FOR THE SHOW! MARK'S COMPANY IS "AFFORDABLE WEBWORK"...HIS LINK IS FOUND BELOW.