CONNIE BRYAN BIO

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES DR. LAURA SCHLESSINGER (See Video on Home Page)

Hey everybody, thanks for checking out the site! You can also find all my standup and comedy sketches at Youtube/conniebryan. I am a standup comedian, comedy writer and musician, originally from Orlando, Florida, where I was a midday talk radio personality for 4 years, and comedian/instructor for the Improv Comedy Traffic School.

I used to give my traffic school classes practical education. For example, whoever started this silliness about when making a left turn, you must look "left, right, and then LEFT AGAIN"...clearly had OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! If you have to look LEFT AGAIN, shouldn't you have to look RIGHT AGAIN? And then when does it ever stop?? And LADIES, if you are ever pulled over for suspicion of DUI...remember, it is often very dark on the side of the road, so be VERY CAREFUL to make sure you know WHICH TUBE the officer wants you to blow into!

For the past 9 years I have produced and hosted my comedy/variety cable access TV show "The Connie Bryan Show", airing in Santa Barbara from 2002 to 2008, and currently airing in Sacramento, California for the last 3 years. I finally decided to move from Santa Barbara because it was SO EXPENSIVE there, the Motel 6 couldn't afford to "leave the light on for you" anymore, and the Santa Barbara Mission started requiring a "TWO DRINK MINIMUM" for Eucharist.

 

 

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