CONNIE BRYAN: COMEDIAN, COMEDY WRITER and TV TALK HOST

Connie Bryan Interviews Her Childhood Idol Comedy Legend Jonathan Winters

Hey everybody, thanks for checking out the site! Just scroll down for my standup demos, comedy sketches and impersonations, or click on the left navigation bar for 'music demos'. You can also find all my standup and comedy sketches at Youtube/conniebryan. Hope you liked the Jonathan Winters interview...what a HUGE THRILL for me!! I'm a standup comedian, comedy writer and musician, originally from Orlando, Florida, where I was a midday talk radio personality and comedian/instructor for the Improv Comedy Traffic School.

I used to give my traffic school classes practical education. For example, whoever started this silliness about when making a left turn, you must look "left, right, and then LEFT AGAIN"...clearly had OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! If you have to look LEFT AGAIN, shouldn't you have to look RIGHT AGAIN? And then when does it ever stop?? And LADIES, if you are ever pulled over for suspicion of DUI...remember, it is often very dark on the side of the road, so be VERY CAREFUL to make sure you know WHICH TUBE the officer wants you to blow into!

For the past 10 years I have produced and hosted my comedy/variety cable access TV show "The Connie Bryan Show". The program aired in Santa Barbara from 2002 to 2008, and is currently airing in Sacramento, California for the last 4 years. I finally decided to move from Santa Barbara because it was SO EXPENSIVE there..."HOW EXPENSIVE WAS IT?"...It was sooo expensive the Motel 6 couldn't afford to "leave the light on for you" anymore, and the Santa Barbara Mission started requiring a "TWO DRINK MINIMUM" for Eucharist.

Connie Bryan "Condoms for Children?"

Connie Bryan Rips Hollywood: "Must Masterbate TV"

"The Best Part of Waking Up"

"The Comedy Cellar" in San Francisco

"Only Time I EVER Used the N-Word"

Connie Bryan Dirty Trix San Francisco

Connie Bryan's Bob Dylan Impersonation and The REAL Gilligan's Island Theme Song

Connie's Parody of "Hotel California"

"The Comedy Spot" Downtown Sacramento

Connie Bryan's Microphone Condom Bit

Connie Bryan Interviews Her Childhood Idol: Comedy Legend Jonathan Winters

Connie Bryan Impersonates Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Connie Bryan Impersonates Larry David and the HBO Hit Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm"

Connie Bryan Impersonates Howard Stern and his 'guest' Quentin Tarantino

Connie's New Original Willie Nelson Parody: "OFF The Road Again"

Standup:Nevada(Ne-VAH-duhh) Say it right!

Connie Bryan Monologue: "SIGNS" of the Times

Connie Bryan's First Parody of the Popular DirecTV Commercials

Connie Bryan's Second Parody of DirecTV Commercials

Comedy Sketch: Connie Spoofs the "Christian Mingle" Singles Site

Some Recent Standup at Tommy T's Comedy Club in Sacramento, CA

CONNIE BRYAN'S CHARACTER, POLICE SERGEANT 'BOB SAGEN': Sgt. Sagen produces the L.A.P.D. police academy training video on "The Proper Use of the Flashlight"...

Videography by Robin Metze Written by Connie Bryan Copyright 2005 All Rights Reserved

CLICK ON CONNIE TO WATCH HER STAND-UP AT THE FAMOUS ICE HOUSE IN PASADENA, CALIFORNIA

Connie Bryan at The Ice House Pasadena, California

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF LARRY DAVID

Videography by Fred Winter Written by Connie Bryan Copyright 2007 Connie Bryan All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES MARTHA STEWART...On day one of her prison term, Martha Stewart fires her loser lawyer.

For more of Connie's stand up comedy, including her set at THE ICE HOUSE in Pasadena, scroll up

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES SANTA BARBARA MAYOR MARTY BLUM: On Remote With Her Radio Show, The Mayor Strongly Defends "Medicinal Marijuana" While Interviewing The Editor of the local "Daily Sound" Newspaper

Videography by Fred Winter Written by Connie Bryan Copyright 2008 Connie Bryan All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN'S IMPERSONATION OF HILLARY CLINTON

Videography by Fred Winter Written by Connie Bryan Copyright 2008 Connie Bryan All Rights Reserved

CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES ABC'S JOHN STOSSEL, COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING LABELED A 'DIFFICULT PERSON' BY HIS BOSS

RALPH'S SUPERMARKET SKETCH...(In the Style of Carol Burnett) Because of low wages and bad healthcare insurance, Connie can't afford to go to the hospital, and has to deliver her baby "on the job"

Videography by Greg Allyn Written by Connie Bryan

FOR SOME MORE LAUGHS, WATCH CONNIE'S IMPERSONATION OF BILL O'REILLY/THE O'REILLY FACTOR ON THE "VIDEO CLIPS" PAGE, OR SCROLL DOWN FOR SOME MORE STAND UP CLIPS

BASEBALL CODE OF DATING... (For more of Connie's stand up, scroll down below...)

COSTCO'S SELLING CASKETS!...

WATCH "THE BUSINESS CARDS" SKETCH NOW...

SEE "PHOTO GALLERY" FOR MORE OF THE MANY FACES OF JONATHAN WINTERS!

(PHOTOS BY LAUREN PETERSON)

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