Connie Gets the "COMEDY OAKLAND" Club Singing Along to her Newest Lady Gaga Parody
"ELMO'S WORLD" SKETCH: Special Prosecutor Bob Mueller calls on Elmo & Sesame Street to educate a dumbed down America on his DAMNING report on Trump's criminal behavior
The Connie Bryan Show July 2019: "Elmo's World" sketch, Connie holds a 'Sunday School' class on the REAL story of Abraham & Isaac, and an interview with SF Bay area author David Fitzgerald
The Connie Bryan Show June 2019: Connie's Standup Special "STANDUP TO THE IDIOCRACY"
The Connie Bryan Show May 2019: The TRUTH about the Chinese 'Spy' Lady at Trump's Maralago Resort, and Connie takes to the streets for opinions on the Mueller Report
The Connie Bryan Show April 2019: Connie Impersonates Chris Rock in the Monologue and Interviews Comic Impressionist Charlie Wilder
The Connie Bryan Show March 2019: Connie impersonates Donald Trump dialing 911 to declare yet another national emergency...Mexicans working at his local KFC changing the 'original recipe'.
The Connie Bryan Show February 2019: Connie's impersonation of Steve Irwin "The Crocodile Hunter" and Connie interviews comedian Brian Crall, owner of Sacramento's "The Comedy Spot".
The Connie Bryan Show January 2019: Featuring "Best Of" Clips from Previous Episodes in 2018.
The Connie Bryan Show December 2018: Connie interviews people live on the street in Davis, CA about their opinions about the corruption of Donald Trump as we approach the 2 year point
The Connie Bryan Show November 2018: Connie impersonates the Saudi Royal Family "Publicist" giving a press conference, and interviews Sasha Abramsky, columnist for the Sac Bee and NY Times
The Connie Bryan Show October 2018: Connie debuts her impersonation of Neil Young, one of her biggest musical inspirations, with two original parodies of Neil Young's most iconic hits
The Connie Bryan Show September 2018: "Best Of Volume One" of The Connie Bryan Show featuring Connie's standup comedy, interviews and other fun clips from previous episodes.
The Connie Bryan Show August 2018: Features Connie's classic interview with comedy legend Jonathan Winters, the 'father of comic improvisation'.
The Connie Bryan Show July 2018: Connie's "Chris Rock Impersonation" and Sac State Students Speak Out on Kanye West
CHECK OUT CONNIE'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL FOR MORE BACK EPISODES OF THE CONNIE BRYAN SHOW ON DEMAND
Connie's New Standup Special:The 5150 States of America!(Comcast Channel 17 Sacramento)Edited for General Audience Viewing
CONNIE BRYAN: COMEDIAN, WRITER & MUSICIAN
I don't know about you guys, but I'm really getting concerned about the state of our country today...We are no longer the United States of America...We're the "UUUU GOTTA BE F#%KING KIDDING ME States of America", with this bat shit crazy, new Trump reality show...Yeah, haven't you heard?? He just signed with the FOX Network for a new reality series coming out next Fall...It's called "KU KLUX KLAN HAS TALENT!"
You know, we used to have "MUST SEE TV"...Do you remember "MUST SEE TV?" Now we've got "MUST HAVE A TRAILER and KY JELLY TV," with this Republican, Donald Trump, Kelly Anne Conway, Steve Bannon, Duck Dynasty, Alabama Antique Ass Pickin', Sarah Palin hybrid of a 5150 FEST!
'Cause in reality, THAT's how the rest of the world sees us now...We aren't the 50 States anymore - We're now the 5150 States of America!
And the only way the other HALF of us have been able to maintain our sanity and not get caught up in this "National Trump Retardation Epidemic" is we've had to compromise our values, and bring our standards down to an UNCONSCIONABLE, EMBARASSINGLY LOW level.
I remember a time when our values and standards in America used to be tall and strong, like the Statue of Liberty...But when Trump sees the Statue of Liberty he's like, "God I love TALL Women!...It makes it so much easier to GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY!"
HEY EVERYBODY, thanks for checking out the web site! On the left nav bar you can click on music demos to hear some of my music samples. Or just scroll down to find a large selection of my standup comedy and impersonations. I hope you will also check out PARTS ONE thru FOUR of my funny and informative documentary film on the open mic standup circuit in L.A., San Francisco and Sacramento.
It's a four part documentary series featuring clips from my act, as well as several other funny comics that caught my attention along the way. It also contains a portion of my rare and priceless interview with my childhood idol, comedy legend Jonathan Winters, who passed away in April of 2013 and will be greatly missed.
Below the documentary segments, you can check out many of my standup demos and comedy sketches, including impersonations of talk radio's Dr. Laura Schlessinger and Howard Stern, and my impersonation of Larry David from HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", and a clip from my very special interview with my childhood idol, comedy legend Jonathan Winters. (You can also find all my standup and comedy sketches at Youtube/conniebryan.)
I'm a professional musician, songwriter, editorial writer and standup comedian in Sacramento, California. I'm originally from Orlando, Florida, where I was a midday talk radio personality and comedian/instructor for the Improv Comedy Traffic School.
I used to give my traffic school classes a "practical education". For example, whoever it was who started this B.S. that when making a left turn, you have to look "left, right, and then LEFT AGAIN"...clearly must have had OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER! You started off looking left, correct? So if you have to look LEFT AGAIN, shouldn't you have to look RIGHT AGAIN?? And then shouldn't you have to look left AGAIN?? When does it ever stop??
I would always remind my female students in my classes that if you are ever pulled over for suspicion of DUI at night...Remember, it is often dark on the side of the road, so be very careful to make sure you understand WHICH TUBE the officer wants you to blow into!
For the past 10 years I have produced and hosted my comedy/variety cable access TV show "The Connie Bryan Show". The program aired in Santa Barbara from 2002 to 2008, and is currently airing in Sacramento, California for the last 4 years.
Hope to see you at one of my live performance dates soon...including "THE CAPITOL BLUES JAM" which features my local Sacramento jam group performing all your favorite Classic Rock and Blues from the 50's to the 80's... If you are a musician and would like to join us, email me at connie[at]conniebryan[dot]com or check out my calendar page on the left nav bar for upcoming dates and locations!
Connie's "Big Break" with her Hotel California Parody: "Days Inn California"
Brainwash in San Francisco: Trump's New Reality Show "KU KLUX KLAN HAS TALENT"
Zoe's in San Francisco: The TRUTH About Story of Abraham & Isaac
Connie Bryan: "American Tomboy"
"Bank Robbers Today" and "Dodge Vs. Honda"
Connie Bryan's Recent Standup in Hollywood, CA
Connie Bryan Performs at Laughs Unlimited
PART ONE Open Mic Standup Documentary
PART TWO Open Mic StandUp Documentary
PART THREE Open Mic Standup Documentary
PART FOUR Open Mic Standup Documentary
Connie Bryan "Condoms for Children?"
"The Best Part of Waking Up"
Connie Bryan at the Ha Ha Club in Hollywood, CA
Connie Bryan on "Tongue Rings"
Connie Bryan Dirty Trix San Francisco
Connie Bryan's Bob Dylan Impersonation and The REAL Gilligan's Island Theme Song
Connie's Parody of "Hotel California"
"The Comedy Spot" Downtown Sacramento
Connie Bryan Interviews Her Childhood Idol: Comedy Legend Jonathan Winters
Connie Bryan Impersonates Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Connie Bryan Impersonates Larry David and the HBO Hit Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Connie Bryan Impersonates Howard Stern and his 'guest' Quentin Tarantino
Connie's New Original Willie Nelson Parody: "OFF The Road Again"
Standup:Nevada(Ne-VAH-duhh) Say it right!
Connie Bryan Monologue: "SIGNS" of the Times
Connie Bryan's First Parody of the Popular DirecTV Commercials
Connie Bryan's Second Parody of DirecTV Commercials
Some Recent Standup at Tommy T's Comedy Club in Sacramento, CA
CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES MARTHA STEWART...On day one of her prison term, Martha Stewart fires her loser lawyer.
CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES SANTA BARBARA MAYOR MARTY BLUM: On Remote With Her Radio Show, The Mayor Strongly Defends "Medicinal Marijuana" While Interviewing The Editor of the local "Daily Sound" Newspaper
CONNIE BRYAN IMPERSONATES ABC'S JOHN STOSSEL, COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING LABELED A 'DIFFICULT PERSON' BY HIS BOSS
OUR MOTTO IS "TEN MINUTES OR LESS, OR WE'RE UNDER ARREST!"... WATCH THE "CONNIE'S PIZZA" SKETCH NOW!
RALPH'S SUPERMARKET SKETCH...(In the Style of Carol Burnett) Because of low wages and bad healthcare insurance, Connie can't afford to go to the hospital, and has to deliver her baby "on the job"
FOR SOME MORE LAUGHS, WATCH CONNIE'S IMPERSONATION OF BILL O'REILLY/THE O'REILLY FACTOR ON THE "VIDEO CLIPS" PAGE, OR SCROLL DOWN FOR SOME MORE STAND UP CLIPS
SEE "PHOTO GALLERY" FOR MORE OF THE MANY FACES OF JONATHAN WINTERS!
(PHOTOS BY LAUREN PETERSON)
SPECIAL THANKS TO MARK RAVITZ FOR HELPING ME BUILD THIS INTERACTIVE WEBSITE FOR THE SHOW! MARK'S COMPANY IS "AFFORDABLE WEBWORK"...HIS LINK IS FOUND BELOW.